It's safe to be here now!*

Parks and Recreation x Welcome to Night Vale

*It is not safe to be here or anywhere


And of course, Larry’s beard is looking very good, listeners.

And of course, Larry’s beard is looking very good, listeners.

Some of you older listeners might remember what happened in 1993, when an unchecked librarian population resulted in the loss of many innocent and screaming book lovers.

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New billboards have appeared all over town.

New billboards have appeared all over town.


We each ordered a single portobello mushroom, served rare and bloody.

We each ordered a single portobello mushroom, served rare and bloody.


Nothing is real, I don’t think. Whatever. Who cares.

Nothing is real, I don’t think. Whatever. Who cares.


An enormous glow cloud that drops animals from great heights and casts a looming fog of despair over all it covers.

An enormous glow cloud that drops animals from great heights and casts a looming fog of despair over all it covers.